This Dog Didn't Have STDs. FTSF Linky.

{showing up late, but still playing along}

I did something really stupid once, I... took my friend to the vet when I was 19-20 (something like that, doesn't matter). Wait, no, I took my friend and her dog to the vet. She got this shiny new puppy and wanted to have it checked out and inspected for problems or whatever and since I was the only one of us with a license (and car), I happily lead the way to the puppy doctor.

Well, you must know this: the vet guy is the hotness. He was like newly out of school, single, and a doctor. I was single, in school and a floor covering salesgirl--we're on the same level, right? You must also know that I'm in college {not getting much sleep} and they're making us watch videos and read pamphlets on informative crap. You'll see what I mean... they drilled it in my head.

After giving this puppy the weigh-in and check-in, it ended up on the table for inspection. I've never been there for a dog's first visit before, so I was totally interested in what was going on, here. The vet lifted the dog's tail (eww) and proceeded to violate it's exit ramp and I was like, "eww. what are you doing, exactly?" and the vet said,

"I'm checking for herpes." 

Whoa. Wait. Whattt. 

I'm looking at this dog and thinking, "yeah, there's no way in hell that dog is getting back in my car..."

and I asked the hotness vet, "dogs can get herpes in their butt?"

{So much laughter happened. My friend turned 50 shades of red.} 

Apparently, he said, "I'm checking for hookworms." ooooh. Yeah, that's still nasty, but different...

After several more minutes of the 30-point puppy inspection, the vet guy gets a needle-shot-thing. Then he says, 

"I'm gonna give him a shot for STDs and we'll be done."

Huh?! That's it. Yeah, that puppy better call a taxi/friend...

ME: This dog has STDs?
{loud laughter}
VET: No. This shot is for RABIES
{I'm laughing and kinda embarrassed this time}
VET: You and I are not on the same page, today, are we? lol
{No, but making a hot guy laugh is not a complete failure, amIright?}

So, yeah, when you take your new puppy to the vet, remember: they do not test it for STDs... so, don't ask.

I'm so glad that he doesn't remember me when I go there, now ;) Wanna read another vet story of mine? Click here to read about Ollie's trip to the vet & how he never had yeast infections until I had him neutered (ha!).